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Tried to take a pic on our morning walk. Vi said, “NO Dad! Not NOW. Ugh! Talk to the foot.” @meganhilty

Tried to take a pic on our morning walk. Vi said, “NO Dad! Not NOW. Ugh! Talk to the foot.” @meganhilty

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leela-summers:

Funny Tumblr posts about periods

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  • <b> me:</b> thank god it's the weekend, I'm going to sleep late!<p><b>uterus:</b> is that so...<p><b></b> *7 am*<p><b>cramps:</b> ok guys, show time!<p>
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  • <b> Baby:</b> I...i...i<p><b>Mom:</b> What is it, sweetie?<p><b>Baby:</b> I thought you did it for me, Mama.<p><b>Mom:</b> "I thought you did it for me, Mama. I thought you did it for me, Mama." I thought you turned a no-talent ox into a star because you like to do things the hard way, Mama. And you HAVE no talent. Not what I call talent. Talent for the deaf, dumb and blind maybe, not an ounce of it, Ms Gypsy Rose Lee! I made you. I MADE you. And you wanna know why? You wanna know what I did it for? 'Cause I was born too soon and started too late, that's why. But what I got in ME! What I've been holding down inside of me, if I ever let it out... There wouldn't be signs big enough! There wouldn't be lights bright enough! HERE SHE IS, BOYS! HERE SHE IS WORLD! HERE'S ROSE!<p>
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sngobel94:

Megan Hilty is actually superwoman.

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lotolle:
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earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

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